Strip Clubs

I went to Larry Flynts Hustler Club a few weeks ago on Sunday night. It's suppose to be customer appreciation night with free entry, food and drinks from 8pm to 12am. I get there a little before 11. I can see the joint right off the highway but have the damdest time getting to the parking lot. I have to drive past it several times. If you drive there I definitely advise getting directions from google. So I finally make it to the parking lot and walk around to the front and I ask the door man if this is the entrance to the club and he responds by saying it's a bar, a boutique, and a gentleman's club. I'm like Ok, and try to confirm if it's free to get in. He said it's industry night. I ask what that means and he asks if I work in the hospitality field. I tell him I work at a casino but I don't have work ID. The guy was bit of an asshole and pretty evasive about the cover charge. He motions me to check in girl saying she can explain it better. She tells me it's 10 dollars since I don't have a membership card. Maybe it's free if you're nonlocal and get dropped off or come by their limo. Anyway I go ahead and pay it. The place is packed and I finally sit down at the bar. After a few minutes the bartender finally attempts to take my order. I ask her about the free food and she says it's on the second floor and tells me theirs stairs and an elevator. I take the elevator. This floor is a lot less packed but I don't remember any naked girls on stage. I see a couple walking around with their boobs hanging out though. I see some tables with some food trays but the guy standing over their tells me they ran out and more is on it's way. Turns out the food comes from this pizza place nearby. I talk to the guy for a little while and he tells me they actually provide free food everyday. He get's word that the food has arrived and goes downstairs to get it so I go get a beer. It also takes the bartender on this floor quite a while to get to me. While I'm waiting to place my order I see the food arrive. They had mostacholie with or without meatballs and garlic bread. It wasn't bad but the plates to put it in were pretty dinky. The girls weren't anything to get excited about. A couple cute ones but a lot that I would never want to date.