Friday, July 13, 2012

The Tuscany

The Tuscany is a small casino on Flamingo just west of Paradise.  They have cheap table minimums with $3 blackjack and $2 roulette.  However they have some weird rules on the $3 bj.  For instance blackjack normally only pays even money unless both cards are diamonds in which case it pays 2 to 1.  Also there are no pushes when you get blackjack.  You're allowed to double down at any time and if you take 6 cards without busting you automatically win.  They also have a video roulette machine that can be set at units from a penny to a quarter.  Although I'm pretty sure that machine is rigged.
Like all casinos drinks are free when you're playing and the cocktail waitresses are smoking.  There's this one named Roxy that will have a man panting like a dog.  Unfortunately she's married.  There's also this short Latina named Diana with an amazing rack but she's kind of unfriendly.  You have better odds at roulette then you do of getting Diana of having any kind of conversation with you.  Then there's this short blonde who's really hot but gets on my nerves because the one time I ordered a drink from her she forgot about my order and she knows I don't like her.  Whenever she walks by me she always yells out cocktails in a sarcastic way because I never ordered from her again after she forgot my drink. 
The restaurant has some really good deals, especially after midnight.  They have one special where you can get a half pound angus chesseburger with fries for $5 or steak and eggs for $4.50.  The steak and eggs comes with hashbrowns and toast.  Those are actually the only two dishes I've ever had their but I can tell you they are both excellent.  However a small glass of oj will an additional $2.50 and it is VERY small and VERY watered down and soda's are like $2.  They do acutally allow you to bring drinks in from the casino floor.  What I like to do is play for a few minutes on a cheap machine right before I'm about to eat, unitl I get a drink from one of the cocktail waitresses.

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